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HEY !!!! im sloaf :)

im the Guy on the Top Floor. step into my Office *

im like RLY high energy and insane. i love love Love coffee its like 100% sloaf fronting juice. also im like besties w ms. yellow we've been buddies for a looong time . ALSO u may or may Not know but i did a majority of the coding on this web site!!! the sidebar navigation was my idea :3

u might be wondering where the HECK the name sloaf comes from and....honestly idk entirely?? i think it comes from tht ratboy genius video lmao